September 2011
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“No one is born hating another person because of the colour of his skin, or his...”
– Nelson Mandela (via ourafrica)
“Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.”
“Seven days without laughter makes one weak.”
– ~Mort Walker
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Smh...According to Him
Him: See I'm loyal and faithful to my girl. She's in Atl and I'm in Miami. Just because I bust a quick nut in a bitch. And get my dicked suck...now that ain't really cheatin'. she lives in a whole other state Sis. She knows I'm a man...*shoves me across my shoulder* now see, men ain't that bad...
Me: You are absolutely right. *sarcastic voice*
Him: Now c'mon Kay. When have I ever called my girl out her name...
Me: *cuts him off* boy stop. You have no reason to explain anything to me. You do what YOU feel is okay to do. *bite into my kiwi* so, what's.new with you?
Smh...lol. Wow.
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F Bomb At Work...
Co worker: "Oh my GOD Melina! You said the F-word..."
Me: "You think she doesn't curse. Just because I use fuck every 2.5 seconds, doesn't mean she doesn't curse."
Co-worker: "You curse enough for her"
Melina: "I curse, I just know how to control my mouth."
Me: "And I just don't give a fuck to control my mouth..."
Melina: *giggles*
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“We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves by our intentions.”
– - Ian Percy
The battling truth
“[to her father, who is not paying attention] I had two heart attacks, an...”
– Amelie ( her sense of humor <3 )
: 50 Lessons Life Taught Me By Regina Brett →
skidfromtheblid:
Here it is:
Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
When in doubt, just take the next small step.
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
Pay off your credit cards every month.
You don’t have to win every argument. Agree…
“If someone does not smile at you, be generous and offer your own smile. Nobody...”
– Dalai Lama
“Speaking with kindness creates confidence, thinking with kindness creates...”
– Lao Tseu
You Should Know....
skidfromtheblid:
Expectation Is The Fabric Of Disappointment. Check Your Garments.. $.D.
lol :D
